What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 05:37
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
{RING} {RING}
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Yes sir it is.
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Sure no problem officer.
HELLO
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?